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PleaseDiePie PleaseDiePie

Rated 5 / 5 stars

At first, I didn't understand this. It took me all of one second to become tired of his shtick. You've really toned it down a lot, and that is the only reason I can even watch this without throwing my computer out the window.


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Face Vagina Face Vagina

Rated 3.5 / 5 stars

Great, now stroking my beard in public is ggoing to be even MORE awkward.



Captain Ig'nant Captain Ig'nant

Rated 5 / 5 stars

Brilliant

This reminds me one of those really over-the-top blaxploitation films mixed with a PSA. Captain Ig'nant definitely gets a full 10 for cutting satire.


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Recent Game Reviews


GatherX GatherX

Rated 0.5 / 5 stars

5 hours, 29 minutes and a mild repetitive stress injury later, I completed this game. I can't help but feel like this game could have used an onMouseHold()-type event.



TinyNuke TinyNuke

Rated 2.5 / 5 stars

The physics is off, namely the nuke doesn't follow the tangent of angular acceleration. Otherwise, an alright game.



Over The Border Over The Border

Rated 2.5 / 5 stars

Good game, slightly nerdy complaint

Your bullet vectors follow the sprite (bullets rebound when the sprite does), when they should follow the momentum at the time of the shot. Even in Tequila Time, I found the shooting mechanic next to impossible to use on the faster speeds and it was honestly quite fun to blast away at things until the defective mechanic spoiled it. Please revise the ActionScript so that the bullets do not follow the center of mass of the character, and I might consider revisiting this game.
Hint: bullets are less massive than the character, and should have less inertia. This means they should travel in a slight arc toward the character momentum and then continue in a more-or-less straight line, instead of in a secant to the character trajectory arc. If you can't do calculus in ActionScript, find someone who can.


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Recent Audio Reviews


Ready Steady Remix!!! Ready Steady Remix!!!

Rated 4.5 / 5 stars

Really full of energy

I like how it jumps around and I was kind of focusing on the drums one second and the synth the next. This would make excellent intro or in-game music for an action game.


CaptinChu responds:

Ha!! You think? Thank you for the review! The whole version is on my music storage site. Be sure to check it out!

Recent Art Reviews


Space zombie Space zombie

Rated 3.5 / 5 stars

Good shape and texture

Work on your vantage point and perspective, though. I kept craning my neck to the left while looking rightward, trying to figure out the symmetry and vanishing point. The vantage point is forced off the work itself. All of this rightward action with the arching lines and such needs a counterpoint. One half of a drawing, but a very promising half.


Rutger responds:

Oh the thing is there is no symmetry and vanishing point. Trying to do stuff different than you learn in art class.


Hot Dog Hot Dog

Rated 5 / 5 stars

Great job

Now if only you could get a series starring the hot dog voiced by George Lowe.


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Shy Shy

Rated 4.5 / 5 stars

Ingres would be proud...

...and slightly aroused.


ornery responds:

Ingres was a neutered machine of a man with no emotion, he wasnt even aroused when he was having sex.